48 Motherhood Memes For When You're in Need of a Laugh (August 25, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Aug 25, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Imagine this: it's the early morning, you're waking up to the freshness of the air, the light lambently dancing from window shades, and you're coming out of a dream. It's the beauty of the morning, and yet something isn't as peaceful as the silent sunshine and dreamy bed sheets. It's the baby. Against everything in this tranquil moment is the sound of a baby crying, and you have to rush out from your bed just to check on it. Your other kids are already up and playing with their toys, crying over spilt milk, and turning the TV on for early morning cartoons. 

This is the beauty behind the chaotic joys of raising tiny humans. From moments of love you never thought you could experience, to feeling like you're on the verge of a breakdown, you still enjoy motherhood in all its chaotic swings. 

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  • 01
    MY KIDS SLEPT IN 5 MINUTES LATER THAN USUAL BECAUSE LET THEM STAY UP 4 HOURS PAST THEIR BED TIME LAST NIGHT.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 02
    THE DAD THE PAD The Dad @thedad Welcome to parenthood. What are you eating? Can I have some? That's not fair, I'm hungry too! No, I'm not hungry for that, I want what YOU'RE eating. IT'S NOT FAIR 1:20 PM 17 Feb 23 8,707 Views •
    via @thedad
  • 03
    Told my daughter she couldnt hang out with friends until she hung up her laundry. Not sure if I should ground her or applaud her ingenuity.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 04
    When you're in sensory overload but no one will leave you alone
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 05
    My toddler when it's bedtime: Bedtime is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 06
    Lucy Huber @clhubes The worst thing about kids crying about you not letting them watch tv is how quiet they would be if you let them watch tv. 6:02 PM 9/5/22 Twitter Web App 305 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 8,855 Likes
    via @clhubes
  • 07
    @dad_hard @kunkelcomedy Hey sorry childless friend, I can't commit to attending your thing because I still haven't asked my wife - we get 11 uninterrupted minutes per week and we usually try to bone or talk about getting new curtains. @dad_hard
    via @kunkelcomedy @dad_hard
  • 08
    Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject TODDLERS: THE MUSICAL Including hits like: I Don't Want That (Yes I Do) ♫ NO NO NO NO NO ♫ He's Looking At Me, She's Breathing on Me Cough in Your Mouth Bedtime is The Time for Questions SHOWTIMES AT 4 AM, 5 AM, and DURING YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW 20:57. 13 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @TheNYAMProject
  • 09
    Parenthood is hearing a noise at 3 AM and hoping it's an intruder and not your kid getting up again.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 10
    THE DAD The Dad @thedad The silence after your kid falls over is the worst. Because they're either absolutely fine or filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air raid siren.
    via @thedad
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    Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 806 When I told my daughter she needed to "use her words" I didn't think she'd @sarabellab123 use ALL of them, every waking hour of every single day.
    via @sarabellab123
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    The daughter I thought I'd have: C @D The daughter I actually had: @Abstract Frenchies
    via @Abstract Frenchies
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    n THE DAD The Dad @thedad Most people believe Valentine's Day is Feb. 14 but then you get married, have kids, and realize it's actually "whenever it's convenient for your schedule." 4:12 PM 12 Feb 23 25K Views
    via @thedad
  • 14
    A random woman at the grocery store waiting for her opportunity to ask me where my baby's socks are @oneawkwardmom
    via @oneawkwardmom
  • 15
    Mom Like That Podcast @momlikethatpod Them: why don't you just go to bed after the kids go to sleep if you're always so tired? @momlikethatpodcast Me: I stay up a lot later than I should every night because I don't belong to myself during the day. So I want to belong to me for a few hours before I go to bed for everyone else.
    via @momlikethatpod
  • 16
    WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE MULTIPLE KIDS WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 17
    Thanks, Apple. I'll let her know. 2 11:45 NOISE Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level in cause temporary ring loss.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 18
    River_Tam parody @RiverTamYDN Daughter's Montessori class of 3-5yos has been banned from having ketchup with their chicken nuggets at lunch due to something she will only cryptically refer to as "the blood game" 6:55 PM 1/18/23 57.2K Views 1,998 Likes 120 Retweets 12 Quotes
    via @RiverTamYDN
  • 19
    Lucy Huber @clhubes Wild how when you're 38 weeks pregnant you could have a whole new person to take care of in three weeks or an hour and half.
    via @clhubes
  • 20
    Me: It's bedtime. Good night! My kids: I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 21
    Twitter 9:48 AM The Dad THE DAD Midwife: *handing me newborn* Give his head plenty of support Me: *to baby* your head... is phenomenal Reply Retweet Like
    via The Dad
  • 22
    Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 23
    MENTALLY & EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED PARENTS A FAMILY OF CARTOON DOGS ANIMA THE DURRELL CHALLENGE 13X GOLD RACE 2017 THE DAD
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 24
    Abraham Gutman @abgutman Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.
    via @abgutman
  • 25
    Julianna W Miner @juliannawminer Julianna W. Miner A great alternative to screen time is playing cards as a family! So many learning opportunities! I taught my kids that there's no such as thing as family while playing Uno & that I'll put a +4 down on a kindergartner & cackle like a swamp witch because I did not come to lose.
    via @juliannawminer
  • 26
    Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun After watching my toddler like a hawk nonstop I glance at my phone for 0.00012 seconds, and when I look up she is somehow smoking a cigarette and wielding a crossbow
    via @isabelzawtun
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    Me, dealing with my kid's My kid dealing with my
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 28
    3 year old using a tablet or smartphone: 3 year old using a blanket:
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 29
    Toddlers: The face of a baby The attitude of a teenage girl And, the ability to go from angel to psychopath in 2.7 seconds flat
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 30
    mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo I like to feed my kid balanced meals from the 4 toddler food groups. 1. Things he ate yesterday that he refused today. 2. Things he doesn't want but I'm hoping to get him to eat anyway. 3. Things he thinks he wants but will spit out after one bite. 4. Goldfish crackers.
    via @notmythirdrodeo
  • 31
    Adults chugging Red Bulls for a 10pm gaming sesh Toddlers who had a cookie Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
    via GarlickyDragon
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    8:13 ← Tweet LTE El 93% James Breakwell, Exploding... • 1d Just an all-American girl scratching her pig with a Halo sword waiting for her game of Star Wars Battlefront to load. Basically a Norman Rockwell painting. KOLLEE WOMBR | 73.9K 17 1762 1,367 THE DAD The Dad ❤ @thedad Replying to @XplodingUnicorn This picture alone is a better premise for a TV show than most things my kids watch. 8:12 AM 16 Jan 23 • 11 ViewS Tweet your reply III
    via @XplodingUnicorn The Dad
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    Me, by 4 pm every day. E 1/2 PATIENCE F
    via Scary Mommy
  • 34
    @dad_hard Parenting makes total sense when you're doing it but probably seems weird from the outside. My wife just hid a pair of my toddler's pants because 'they were too much drama' and that explanation seemed totally reasonable to me.
    via @dad_hard
  • 35
    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom 600 Friend: Want to get together next week? Me: Sorry, my kids aren't sick this week, so that means they'll definitely be sick next week.
    via @oneawkwardmom
  • 36
    The Dad THE DAD @thedad I installed a fake thermostat that I occasionally yell at my kids for touching so they don't get suspicious. The real one is behind an oil painting in my bedroom.
    via @thedad
  • 37
    PARENTING HACK: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed.
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 38
    The Dad THE DAD @thedad Dad Law: If a dad sees kids groaning or being grossed out by him kissing his spouse, he'll do it more dramatically, often with a dip to really sell it. He knows one day they will remember how in love their parents were. One day, it won't seem gross at all. (But not this day.)
    via @thedad
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    THE DAD The Dad ✓ @thedad The harder you work on a dinner, the less likely a child is to eat it.
    via @thedad
  • 40
    My kid after going to an amusement park, eating cotton candy, buying a souvenir, and then being asked to go to bed: PEACHY THE DAD Wow. Today sucks.
    via @thedad
  • 41
    "Alright babe, I guess we can have tonight" my kids: GUESS WHAT
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 42
    Me still watching Bluey 10 episodes after the kids have gone to sleep! made with mematic THE DAD
    via @thedad mematic
  • 43
    Vinod Chhaproo Babes@Chhapiness Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year 12:08 PM 1/1/23 20.2K Views 599 Likes
    via @Chhapiness
  • 44
    Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed @mommymemest
    via @mommymemest
  • 45
    The Dad THE DAD @thedad 10yo: Can I have a snack? Me: No, you'll spoil your dinner 10yo: Ok... can I have an appetizer? Me: 10yo: Me: That's genius but still no
    via @thedad
  • 46
    hakuna matoddler it means no relaxing for the rest of your days
    via GarlickyDragon
  • 47
    Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins *overheard from the other room 8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich? Grandma: Did you finish your dinner? 8yo: No Grandma: Just one then
    via @FatherWithTwins
  • 48
    n THE THE DAD The Dad @thedad Me, after my toddler tells a story It makes no sense. Compels me though. 9:12 PM 07 Feb 23 2,261 Views • THE DAD
    via @thedad

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